procras-tea-nation

Putting off any work until you've drank some tea.

Brett was laying in bed all day, not doing his project that was due in a day. He craved bubble tea so he decided to get some. After drinking some tea, he got out of bed and worked on the project, finishing it and handing it in.

Eddy: Did you get that project done?
Brett: Yeah, but only about 2 hours before the due date. I think I have procras-tea-nation.

procras-tea-nation by pizzacato November 14, 2020

Procrastabating 

The act of procrastination by masturbation.

I was gonna do all my English homework, but instead I ended up procrastabating.

Procrastabating by HungryDingo2 March 16, 2010

procrasta-masta 

Someone who is really good at procrastination. They habitually do it, often staying up until the wee hours of the night, if they sleep at all. They never learn to do work steadily or early. Yet somehow they always get it all done! AND do it well!

Man, how does Rob do it??? He didn't start his report until midnight, didn't sleep at all, and he still gets a 98%? He's such a procrasta-masta!

procrasta-masta by EmersonienEra January 14, 2008

Procras

a shortened form of writing any form of 'procrastinate'

Mark: We haven't done any of our homework yet.

Adam: Yeah we are such procras.

Procras by skater13am March 27, 2009

Procrasta-cone

1. When a fellow stoner is procrastinating punching a cone

2. When you use punching cones as a strategic way to procrastinate daily tasks

1.
Person 1: Dude, why are you procrasta-coning that billy?
Person 2: ......Fuck off! (Pulls cone)

2.
Person 1: Oh man, how hard was that assignment last night?
Person 2: Didn't do it, couldn't help but procrasta-cone!

Procrasta-cone by Northernbeachesstoners December 7, 2014

procrasta-dash 

ever have one of those days where you wake up when the alarm clock rings, you look at your watch, realizing theres still plenty of time before class, so you hit the snooze button. repeat the process until theres about ten minutes left before class, then upon realizing that you are really screwed and the teacher takes attendance and takes points off for tardies, you disregard all moral standards, and run your ass to class. this also applies to work.

Dude, I procrasta-dashed to class this morning, and literally, i brushed my teeth on the way to class..

procrasta-dash by BIoTeCH October 4, 2005

procrasstinate 

To put off doing something, not because you're busy, but because you're a lazy ass.

He preferred to watch football and procrasstinate than to mow the yard.

procrasstinate by Kram Llahtneb February 6, 2010