Proctomity

- (n) name of a group of socialites who are friends since middle school and doesn't let in outsiders to join the party.

- (adj.) used by the group to describe the LGBT community in a discreet way

"Hey, can I join your Proctomity group?" "No, it's exclusive and I don't think anyone has joined as an outsider"

by YallKnowWhoItIsRight June 14, 2019

proctometrist

a doctor specializing in vision care for individuals with their head up their ass.

Dude! It's right there, plain English, in front of your face! You need to make an appointment to see your proctometrist.

by cyclopath September 22, 2010