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Where EMS stands for Extra Marital Sex
instead
of
Emergency
Medical
Services!
While
doing a crossword
puzzle with some friends...A friend says name me an eight letter word that ends in EMS.
Without hesitation
the local
fire chief
yells PROBLEMS! I didn't have them without EMS!
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44431
October 27, 2011
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