ProTITS

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Noun - An exclamation of awesomeness or coolness, when referring to anything person, place, or thing.

That time you got extra-changed at walgreens, then bought a 6 pack of guiness was ProTITS to say the least.

ProTITS by kevins loose mom April 3, 2011

Words you can keep

invisible protis sniper

He will just go into your base when you least expect it then he wi-

I tried countering the invisible protis sniper with spore crawlers but then i got sni-

invisible protis sniper by Kindness1157 July 16, 2011

Related Words

ProTITS • protist • Proties • pootits • profitsaga • profits backyard • Prostits • prostitslut • Protismutt • protista

pootits

1. An exclamation of moderate anger, disappointment or displeasure.
2. A pair of tits, encrusted with poo.

Man 1: Oh no, we only have one beer left!
Man 2: Pootits!!! Now what are we gonna drink??

pootits by Campeh February 26, 2008

protist

An organism that belongs in the Protista kingdom. Protists are not animals, as they are single-celled and have traits similar to cells. Protist organisms are: Amoeba, Euglena, Paramecium, Kelp, Seaweed, Protozoa, Algae, etc.

Whiplash without appendages are considered protists.

protist by EugeneY. October 8, 2007

Protismutt

1: The thin layer between the hardened crust of an egg and its egg white.
2: A super thin layer of the skin below the ectoderm.
3: A vulgar term describing a dog of small character.

"Aw, man, get rid of that protismutt! It's fucking disgusting!"

Protismutt by SomalianMan December 8, 2018

Prostits

Prostits is a shortened version of prostitute

Yo let’s call up some prostits

Prostits by Markiskool September 20, 2019

Protitude

The level in which a being or object is pro. From the root of pro and profession.

Whoa, that guy's protitude is off the charts.

Protitude by Anh Thomas February 19, 2010

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026

grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.

“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”

TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on August 23, 2026