ProFit

The act of being either Professionally Fit or Wealthy, in most cases both.

"Oh my god Tom, did you see that guy?"
"Yes Michael, he was indeed ProFit!"

by Grassette Films. December 04, 2009

Profitate

It has the same meaning as profit, to gain from, with its use intended for dramatic flair. Quoted from Preach, part of the Youtube channel Aba & Preach.

When a person puts you in the Friendzone because it's convenient, they profitate from your being in the Friendzone.

by kameHouse May 12, 2020

Profit

The result of two steps in a process, the second of which is a mystery. A meme that comes from South Park.

"Phase one, COLLECT UNDERPANTS. Phase two, ??? Phase three, PROFIT!"

by Sissy;; January 20, 2009

Profitate

When a girl purposefully leaves you in the friend zone because it is convenient for her.

Guy1: Dude, that girl has so many guys in the friendzone doing shit for her to get some and she totally knows it.

Guy2: What did you expect man? She profitates off that shit.

by Insigniarum May 12, 2020

PROFIT!

The result of a step-by-step combining of a defined action and ?. Originated from a South Park episode "Underpants Gnomes"

Step 1: Steal underpants.
Step 2: ?.
Step 3: PROFIT!

by Gerinych January 05, 2008

Profitable

adj. 1. Advantageous, valuable.
2. As of yielding profit or monetary gain.

Slavery was so profitable in the South during the late mid 1800s.

by Definitioners44 March 03, 2015

Profit

The step that comes after ?????

Step 1: Obtain Rednecks
Step 2: Abduct them
Step 3: Analy Probe them.
Step 4: ?????
Step 5: Profit

by ODST January 02, 2010