Profit

The result of two steps in a process, the second of which is a mystery. A meme that comes from South Park.

"Phase one, COLLECT UNDERPANTS. Phase two, ??? Phase three, PROFIT!"

by Sissy;; January 20, 2009

Profit

The step that comes after ?????

Step 1: Obtain Rednecks
Step 2: Abduct them
Step 3: Analy Probe them.
Step 4: ?????
Step 5: Profit

by ODST January 2, 2010

Profit

Profit is neither deserved nor earned, it is the 'surplus' falsely created by under-compensating the worker and over-charging the customer.

In other words: the spoils of cheating, taking more than your fairly earned share.

I can't pay you a living wage, I need a larger profit margin.

by Owl eyes May 5, 2022

Profit

The "nudies", aka naked pictures, obtained from a period of time spend fraternizing with a lady

She was totally annoying, but the violent break up was worth the profit, which i use to masturbate often.

by Judy Millz December 8, 2010

Profitate

It has the same meaning as profit, to gain from, with its use intended for dramatic flair. Quoted from Preach, part of the Youtube channel Aba & Preach.

When a person puts you in the Friendzone because it's convenient, they profitate from your being in the Friendzone.

by kameHouse May 12, 2020

Profitate

When a girl purposefully leaves you in the friend zone because it is convenient for her.

Guy1: Dude, that girl has so many guys in the friendzone doing shit for her to get some and she totally knows it.

Guy2: What did you expect man? She profitates off that shit.

by Insigniarum May 12, 2020

PROFIT!

The result of a step-by-step combining of a defined action and ?. Originated from a South Park episode "Underpants Gnomes"

Step 1: Steal underpants.
Step 2: ?.
Step 3: PROFIT!

by Gerinych January 5, 2008