An NFL football game that is (reportedly) played in Hawaii the week before the Super Bowl. Despite several claims that is does in fact exist, no one has ever actually seen it, and it is widely considered to be a myth.
Bubba: "Dude, I was flipping through the channels and I think I saw a Pro Bowl!"
Chazz: "Shut up Bubba everyone know's there's no such thing as a Pro Bowl."
A popularity contest in which mediocre 7-9 NFL teams have 9 selected players to play in an unwatched football game while the super bowl champions have 3. All selections are fan-based and considering how stupid the American population is, this correlates to the amount of “snubs” each pro bowl has. The pro bowl is also known as the “FU” statement to Julian Edelman and the New England Patriots.
Julian Edelman is snubbed of a ProBowl appearance every year despite being a future HOF receiver.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!