Prister

The act of being stupid, annoying, etc.

Wow man, stop being such a Prister

by Prister November 21, 2019

Prister Penaldo

A finished camel currently hiding from Messi in the deserts of Saudi Arabia, known for statpadding against small teams in qualifiers and ghosting in world cup knockouts. Hes also the only individual to win eight instagram d'ors.

Me: Hey! Did u see Prister Penaldos penalty yesterday against Lithuania? He is such a farmer bro!
Friend: Nah bro Lithuania is a big team, unlike most in Copa america!
Me: You are such a Prister Penaldo fan!

by Honest Prister Penaldo fan February 6, 2024