Primo Drunk

When you get to the point of drunkeness that you are incapable of remembering your name, where you are, and why you are...or are not...wearing underpants.

Bro #1 "Bro...are you okay?"
Bro #2 " ...whsush"
Bro #1 "Oh man you're Primo Drunk"
Bro #2 *Drops*

Primo Drunk by 99problemz November 4, 2011

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Prime drink

Proper noun: Prime is a hydration drink released by Youtubers/celebrities Logan Paul and KSI. Despite being up for sale in regular stores (Aldi, Asda etc.) at RRP, people are buying these and upselling them for prices like £20 a pop or 3 for £100.

The drink was released on 4th Jan 2022 according to Wiki, but sales and the hype has seems to of only just taken off.

Person 1: Popping to the shop, what drink would you like?

Person 2 (a 13 year old): Get me that Prime drink!

Person 1: "Oh God no, please no!"

Prime drink by Jack Spank9049 January 15, 2023

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The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.

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"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

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Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
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fogey

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Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!

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Minced garlic in a jar

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