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Fish-Beaked Prick 

A real asshole. Someone who is SUCH a prick, calling them a prick just isn't enough.
My dad told me I was grounded for downloading gay porn on his computer, whatta fish-beaked prick!

the price of fish

Usually preceeded by, "What's that gotta do with..." In plain english: "How is that relevant to our conversation?"
"Where are you from?"
"Well, I spent a lot of time in New York one summer."
"What's that gotta do with the price of fish?"
"Huh? Fish?"
"Nevermind..."

prickish 

adverb: / One who acts like a prick
John is acting very prickish
prickish by A.Hole June 26, 2006

Prickish 

The fact that luke has claimed my word sparckerish is a little prickish....
Hey bro you ordered food and didn't ask us was a little prickish.
Prickish by Split6666666 August 19, 2018

fisher-price modem

An internet connection that is very laggy or even non-responsive. The phrase is usually used in Real-Time Strategy or MMORPG games online. The phrase was first used in a 2v2 match of Stracraft when the game was close to lagging out or disconnecting on a host game. When the game dragged, the host saved the match and titled it "WHO HAS THE FISHER-PRICE MODEM!?!". After that, hilarity ensued and the culprit with the slow internet connection was revealed because Starcraft drops laggy users when a game is saved.
Dude, don't ever 1v1 that guy, his fisher-price modem will drag the game on for hours!
fisher-price modem by Racereaver December 12, 2010

Fisher Price It Up

To over-simplify the explanation of something so that the ding bats, in your place of business, can understand the topic, idea or concept of what you wish to convey.
The operator taking Jay's phone order explained that there was an additional charge of $10.95 for shipping and handling. "I don't understand why you want to charge me $22.95 if the price on the TV says $12.00, said Jay". The operator had to fisher price it up and explain to him. "You see sir, the product is here with me. You want it to be there with you. We need to pay someone to bring it to you."