Pretzel Slut 

1. Someone who has an affinity to pretzels and is constantly eating them.

2. Someone who is always trying to mooch pretzels from others to fuel their addiction.

3. Someone craving the sight, smell, touch, and taste of pretzels.

"She is such a pretzel slut!"
"I know, don't you think she gets tired of eating them?"

Pretzel Slut by s1s1s1s1 February 12, 2009

pretzel slut 

1)thieving corrupt bitch that buys pretzels then takes your razberry juice YOU bought (without asking)when you were broke.

2)conniving mooching whore thats been around the whole damn town.

3)hooker that eats shitfulls of cookies while whoring out to the max on the telephone with one of her many pimps everyday.

A:'geez, doesnt she ever get tired of being such a pretzel slut?'

B:'guess not, shes been doing that shit ever since she hit puberty'

C:' yah i know, she has an affinity to her pretzel slut dream, cant stop eating'

pretzel slut by umoomooch February 14, 2009

The Slutty Pretzel 

A sexual practice in which you take a fit looking girl who is in a wheelchair, tie her malnourished legs around your back and make her as salty as you like

"wow u seen that girl in the wheelchair, i would love to make "the slutty pretzel" with her

The Slutty Pretzel by verysickboy.1 July 19, 2011