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Pressure Fart 

Farts first thing in the morning that are high pressured, in high quantity and sometimes high pitched or squeeky. Often caused by your guts digesting overnight and disturbed by the sound of your alarm clock.
Getting ready for work in the morning and releasing the pressure from your bowel, "I've got a case of the pressure farts this morning"
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Pressure Fart 

When put a large amount of strane on your body until you fart/shart
i had a pressure fart this morning, but sharted instead

Pressure Fart 

1. uncontrollable flatulence produced by the onset of a full bladder.
2. when the pressure in your full bladder causes you to physically lose control of your farts.
Dude, quit stinking up the car!
Sorry man, I have to pee so bad that it's causing me to pressure fart.
Pressure Fart by beechbum April 16, 2011

pressure cooker farts

The type of flatulence that sounds like it’s emanating from a pressure cooker.
I came into the kitchen, put my arms around my wife, and hearing the pressure cooker asked, “what’s for dinner, honey?” and was astounded when she simply said, “I don’t know - but I am having these unrelenting pressure cooker farts all afternoon!”