Promotedge 

(n.) A word, used for a group of nonjudgmental, imaginative observers who are explorers of the advertising realm at heart. Often seen sporting navy blue. Maintain caution, as they tend to have stupendous comebacks.

Promotedge is the all-in-one branding and digital marketing solution for my business.

Promotedge by dekisugidoesthiswork November 23, 2021

promoted to customer 

slang among retail workers for being fired.

You are about to be promoted to customer.

promoted to customer by slipsheet June 25, 2006

Rapidly Promoted Executive 

An ending in the Henry Stickmin game: Infiltrating the Airship where you break into the airship and become the leader of the villanous Toppat Clan.

A: What's your favourite Infiltrating the Airship rank?
B:Rapidly Promoted Executive!

Rapidly Promoted Executive by I like Tomatoes January 2, 2021

promoted content 

Another euphemism for "sponsored content" which itself is a euphemism for clickbait advertising for morons.

They're starting to label clickbait scams with "promoted contented" instead of "sponsored content". Whatevrer. You have to be a moron to click that shit.

promoted content by therealmookmerkin April 12, 2019

Protoledge

Protoledge Definition ; Protoledge, Positive Runs In Opportunity Through Oxygen. Leaving Evidence That The Devine God Is Forever Eternally.

The God In Me Is Forever Protoledge and Forever Divine.

Protoledge by IMLFLASHH October 3, 2022