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When a man ejaculates while only having a semi, usually caused by rubbing the penis on the trousers accidentally.

Also caused by being so sexuallly excited, you don't need a boner.
Jennifer: "What the hell is that stain?"

Steven: "Sorry, I premi'd a moment ago"
Premi by Ozzy1993 July 31, 2009
Words you can keep
Mai urban dictionary meri gaand mein itna zor nahin ki mai legend ko describe kar saku. I'm Sorry 🙏
Being a PREMI.
Premi by Premi October 31, 2020

Himanshi Premi

"Himanshi Premi" is a sweet guy who fall in love with Himanshi khurana and his real name is Pankaj.
His maximum tweets are deleted by FC and group members. 😂

Neha sharma ko like krta hai after seeing her profile pic. 😍
Himanshi Premi is a sweet guy, little bit funny.
Himanshi Premi by Premi May 23, 2020
1)Means lover/beloved/darling
2)The most beautiful girl in. the. UNIVERSE. she's the classiest lady you'll ever know with a sexy beautiful bod. Extremely intelligent and independant. She's the best dancer ever because she can ACTUALLY DANCE unlike all those other girls out there who think they can. Who ever has her, word up don't hurt her because you can't find anyone as angellic and wonderful like her. She's a league of her own no other girl can compare. SERIOUSLY. Don't loose her.

Try to beat this description 'cause its spot on.
Guy 1: Is that Premika?
Guy 2: Yeah, she's an angel
Guy 1: No she's a goddess!
Premika by drnkgmr May 4, 2010

Medium is Premium 

A mantra that is mainly used in the anime/weeb community to voice their preference in a certain breast size. This phrase is in the middle ground of both mantras, "flat is justice" and "oppai is truth." The phrase is for people who don't like massive anime boobs but also don't like flat lolis and instead like average or normal sized breasts.
Shota: Oppai is Truth!
Pedo: Flat is justice!
Normal Person: Medium is Premium!
Medium is Premium by Snvw September 21, 2020

Pramisha Rai 

It's a name of a beautiful Nepali girl, who is a wonderful Human being, with a big heart. She is one of the most kind hearted person u will ever encounter. Ones you get to know her deeply, it will leave you astonished by her mesmerising beauty she holds inside her mind. She will always be there for anyone. She always forgive, no matter how much pain she received from someone. she forgets about herself and will prioritize ur feelings and emotions, since she prefer to be hurt than hurting u. Sometimes everything gets so overwhelmed, she feels like to leave this world But she will barely ask for any help. Having her as a life partner, is like, she will do anything for u to make ur journey easier. She is a strong girl, a warrior who wins battles in silence 😞. Very loyal and a trustworthy girl. she will always put effort to understand u, keeping her pain aside. little effort is all that can make her happy and Forget every hardship. She is a very hardworking person, whatever responsibility is given, she will always give her best in it. There are lots of scars she hides and gives her everything to her loved ones, if you ever find a Pramisha, please don't hurt her, nor lose her, sometimes if she gets all messy, try understanding her, she is an overthinker with an anger issues and carrying a heavy heart, she ain't perfect but tries her best to be the perfect one for u.
Person J: Words are not enough to describe her, even pages will end, still won't be enough..
Person A: who, sounds like Pramisha Rai?
Person J: yes, that little angry bird 🐦who is so precious and deserves every happiness of the world. ❤️

Person A: I agree, she is truly a nice and one of the most Caring person.
Person J: She Should be protected at all cost, I pray wherever she is, she is happy
Pramisha Rai by Jerry🐀 December 21, 2021

premium nut bust 

Busting a nut when you stoned
Busting a nut when you stoned is a Premium Nut Bust
premium nut bust by AAP2 January 21, 2021
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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