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Premature Twejaculate

Failure to think before you tweet.

Tweeting something that is either irrelevant or redundant because you were too lazy to read or too dumb to understand the thread; thus tweeting too soon and ruining the conversation.
Sorry for the premature twejaculate; I didn't see the other tweet.

Pete premature twejaculated all over this conversation.
by MattInWinnipeg March 6, 2014
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premature tweejaculation

when you accidentally send a tweet and you're not even close to being done typing.
Premature tweejaculation is the most common illness among fucktards who has fat thumbs and can't type.
by spacemanfoo May 15, 2010
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