Prehistonic

(adj.) pre - his - stone- ic

A time period long ago, way before you smoked that wicked dank every day.

Eric: "Yo man, remember back in the prehistonic ages, when we were kids and we said we'd never smoke weed?"
Johnny: "H'yea man, we were such narcs back then."
Phil: "Dude I never said anything like that."

Prehistonic by syntheno December 20, 2009

Prehistoric Monster Syndrome

PMS- pre-menstrual syndrome

My best friend is being so bitchy it's coz she has prehistoric monster syndrome

Prehistoric Monster Syndrome by Bianca13wyrm January 26, 2008

Prehistoric Text 

Refers to an old Text message.

Thats one Prehistoric Text message.

Prehistoric Text by Robert Michael Hensel April 10, 2008

Prehistoric Emo 

a style and way of being that seemlessly meshes the clothing and attitude of a video game geek and an unhappy suburbanite. Catagorized by Chuck Taylors, sweater vests and wacktastical hair. Also occasionally a member of the awesome mode of style. Often closely related to post-cyber hipster attitude and dress.

That Dan kid is so prehistoric emo.

Prehistoric Emo by Brekke February 29, 2008

prehipstoric

adjective: doing something or wearing something before it becomes super trendy and over used

I had blublockers before The Hangover.

You're sooo prehipstoric

prehipstoric by oooooooooooooooolivia January 16, 2011

prehistoric 

The time when Dinosaurs roamed, the Age of the Reptiles.

"Isn't that dinosaur skeleton from prehistoric times?"

prehistoric by TIGGY :) December 8, 2013

Prehistoric Planet 

A 5 part documentary series focusing on the Late Cretaceous (Maastrichtian) age and the creatures that lived during that period. The 5 episodes are Coasts, Deserts, Freshwater, Ice Worlds and Forests. This series is in the style of Plane Earth and Blue Planet and is even narrated by David Attenborough. It features animals like tyrannosaurids, sauropods, hadrosaurids, ceratopsians, pterosaurs, mosasaurs and many more wonderful prehistoric animals. Music composed by Hans Zimmer and is praised for its gorgeous CGI, even giving movies a run for its money, and its scientifically up-to-date models of said creatures.

“You wanna watch Jurassic World Dominion or Prehistoric Planet?”
“Prehistoric Planet, heard it’s a good documentary”

Prehistoric Planet by writer Dino August 13, 2022