Prefended 

To pretend to be offended by something so as to appear cool or avoid being in the doghouse.

Joe was prefended by what Tim said so Sara wouldn't cut him off.

Prefended by akula64 April 17, 2019

Elite preferred species. 

An Elite preferred species is somebody who selects their preferred species as an Elite instead of Spartan. The term Elite preferred species is often used as a slur by players who have their preferred species as Spartan.

Player playing as an Elite: *makes a valid point in an argument*
Player playing as a Spartan: "Shut the fuck up, Elite preferred species."

Elite preferred species. by I’m a libtard and proud of it February 22, 2020

public pretender 

Court appointed attorney.

I got sentenced to six months in county jail, for something I didn't do, because of my public pretenders case overload and lack of experience.

public pretender by carin_is_sharin October 12, 2007

Pretender 

A woman who initially attempts to give men the impression that she is a prude and does not indulge in casual sex, but behind closed doors, she is very kinky and more than willing to engage in short-term, non-monogamous 'casual' sex with a man.

Do you know Linda? Linda is a Pretender and a Closet Freak. When she is at church, she behaves as if she will not have sex unless she's married, but if she is attracted to you, she will have sex with you the same night you first make her acquaintance.

I hate women who are Pretenders. They act all innocent, wholesome, and sexually conservative in public, then later you find out that they have videos of themselves participating in an orgy.

I love seducing women who are Pretenders. When you talk dirty to them, at first they act offended ... but then minutes later, they will usually let you know that your erotic dirty talk has them turned on. They love to present a prudish façade to men in order to prevent being labeled a "slut" or a promiscuous whore

Pretender by Yeezus Fan December 22, 2013

Preferred Fatass Parking 

The closest non-handicapped, actual parking space to a store. The exceedingly huge park here so as not to have to walk any distance that could be considered exercise. The next step is buying a handicapped placard and rolling around in a wheelchair purely for the sake of escaping fatigue caused from walking more than the 5 feet it usually takes to get to the refrigerator.

FAMF: OMG! LOOK AT THAT SPOT! IT'S CLOSER THAN THE HANDICAPPED PLACE!

Blob o' Fat: QUICK! HIT THAT SHIT!

FAMF: Dude, this is the best Preferred Fatass Parking ever.

Blob o' Fat: Seriously! Now hurry up, I want my fucking triple Quarter Pounder.

Preferred Fatass Parking by Rawrasaurus January 20, 2007

pretender 

Hilary Duff, Avril, Kevin Federline and More.

Oh my god...How the hell did those Pretenders get famous?!

pretender by Dominic1987 April 22, 2007