pre-fucked

What you tell your current significant other when they ask you if you are a virgin or not.

or, you can choose to be a ho and when everyone talks shit about you, just say.."I'm not a slut, I'm just...pre-fucked"

It's like a pre-owned car, like new ,but broken in.

"Everyone says that Amy girl is a slut, but...I say she's just pre-fucked , man"

pre-fucked by teffie05 January 12, 2009

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pre fucked

Something that was doomed from the start. Such as in a game or situation.

"We were playing euchre and I got a hand of 9s and 10s, that hand was pre fucked man."

pre fucked by Jon Reed July 2, 2006

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Certified Pre-Fucked

Another term for Divorced. Origin: Neurotically Yours

My wife was divorced with no kids when i met her, she was a low-mileage Certified Pre-Fucked woman.

Certified Pre-Fucked by Dan Sikorski September 5, 2006

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perfucked

An truncated version of the phrase "perfectly fucked", similiar to fubar, and snafu perfucked is a situational modifier used to describe an event that ends in catastrophe, or disaster.

"At the time eating eight cupcakes in a row seemed like a good idea, but soon Wade's stomach became perfucked"

perfucked by Alex Makaryk November 7, 2007