Pounds baby, pounds

To reinforce or establish in conversation the correct measurement is in pounds, not pieces or any other measurement system.

Lemme tell you somethin’ pal.
I’m benching at least 350. No problem.
You’re benching 350 pieces?
You better believe it,
but no… 300 pieces?
What the fuck are you
talkin.? pounds baby, pounds!

by Sparktorious D.O.G. December 10, 2020

Twenty-pound baby

verb:

to give someone/something a twenty-pound baby , to give them/it an extremely wide berth; to avoid

That bird over there is a dog, I'll be giving her a 20 pound baby

by Milo November 24, 2003

The Baby Pound

v. Much like a "Fist Pound". The lightly touching of only one knuckle (usually the knuckle of the pointer finger) with an overdramatic pull away and head nod. As most males would use the "Fist Pound", this type of "Pound" is most commonly found among two females and/or a male and female. Usually occurs between two people at a greeting or exiting, is often used as recongnition of an accomplishment.

Person 1. Yes!! Great shot for beer pong!! "I want The Baby Pound" for that!!!

Person 2. Thanks!!! I know we`re awesome. (Baby pound occurs)

by DCY Russia November 29, 2009

6 pound 7 ounce baby jesus

The exact weight that Talladega Nights acter Will Ferrell perfers his Jesus to be when saying grace.

"Dear 6 pound 7 ounce baby Jesus..."

"I like to think of Jesus as wearing a tuxedo tee shirt. That way it says im serious but I like to party"

others may like him as a carpenter, reborn, crucified, in all his glory etc etc.

by Igotitallwrong October 1, 2007