Pounds baby, pounds

To reinforce or establish in conversation the correct measurement is in pounds, not pieces or any other measurement system.

Lemme tell you somethin’ pal.
I’m benching at least 350. No problem.
You’re benching 350 pieces?
You better believe it,
but no… 300 pieces?
What the fuck are you
talkin.? pounds baby, pounds!

Pounds baby, pounds by Sparktorious D.O.G. December 10, 2020

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Twenty-pound baby

verb:

to give someone/something a twenty-pound baby , to give them/it an extremely wide berth; to avoid

That bird over there is a dog, I'll be giving her a 20 pound baby

Twenty-pound baby by Milo November 24, 2003

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The Baby Pound

v. Much like a "Fist Pound". The lightly touching of only one knuckle (usually the knuckle of the pointer finger) with an overdramatic pull away and head nod. As most males would use the "Fist Pound", this type of "Pound" is most commonly found among two females and/or a male and female. Usually occurs between two people at a greeting or exiting, is often used as recongnition of an accomplishment.

Person 1. Yes!! Great shot for beer pong!! "I want The Baby Pound" for that!!!

Person 2. Thanks!!! I know we`re awesome. (Baby pound occurs)

The Baby Pound by DCY Russia November 29, 2009

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6 pound 7 ounce baby jesus

The exact weight that Talladega Nights acter Will Ferrell perfers his Jesus to be when saying grace.

"Dear 6 pound 7 ounce baby Jesus..."

"I like to think of Jesus as wearing a tuxedo tee shirt. That way it says im serious but I like to party"

others may like him as a carpenter, reborn, crucified, in all his glory etc etc.

6 pound 7 ounce baby jesus by Igotitallwrong October 1, 2007

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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jody

The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.

Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.

jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006

Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

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