The Potatotato is a large, sentient, and evil potato that once ruled the galaxy. It bred with many mystical creatures and created different offspring such as the Unitato. It's goal is to destroy it's kids for becoming too intelligent for their own good.
Ahh! That Potatotato is so scary! I can't believe something so mean created that cute Unitato!
a combination of a potato and a tomato. It has surpassed the barriers of both potato and tomato and has become the compliment to surpass all compliments.
The queen approached the knight and solemnly crowned him chief potatomato, which was the highest honor in the kingdom.
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).