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potato butt 

Combination stank of swamp nuts/twat, unwashed/wiped ass, armpit, dirty socks, road grime and bad breath producing a funk akin to a bag of rotten potatos. Usually associated with truck drivers that have been on the road for extended periods without a shower.
Shop Planner: what the hell is that nasty funky ass smell?
Parts Coordinator: oh, that was potato butt! that driver never takes a shower!
potato butt by Ken Gman March 7, 2008

butt potato 

when your crap is the size of a potato
DAMN GIRL YOU GOT ONE HELL OF A BUTT POTATO!

butt potato 

Losing your anal virginity
I lost my butt potato last night.
butt potato by zorgylp February 21, 2018

Butt Potato 

I'm going for a butt potato
Butt Potato by LemonySnickets November 14, 2021

Butter your potato to your own liking 

Originated from the brilliant scientist Dr. Michael Garrity as a metaphor advising people to live life on their own terms.
Shanny: I'm going to marry a Presbyterian.
Dr. Garrity: Butter your potato to your own liking my dear.

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026