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pot mong 

Similar to stoner but more stupid.
He forgot my birthday! The fucking pot mong!
pot mong by The Captain... March 11, 2017
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Mongolian Hot Pot 

A sexual position where that you and your partner get inside of a large bucket after its filled with urine, then you start kissing.
"I had a Mongolian Hot Pot yesterday with Amy, it was some pretty steamy stuff" Jeff confessed

Mongolian Hot Pot 

A sexual position to be used during foreplay.

When two lovers get inside a bucket, after you fill it with piss, and you start kissing.
Person 1: "Hey babe, I'm horny."
Person 2: "I want to have sex with you, but I'm not horny yet."
Person 1: "What foreplay do you want? I can kiss your neck?"
Person 2: "No thank you, I'm feeling the Mongolian Hot Pot."

Mongolian Hot Pot 

When a mongolian MAN invades your home (usually your kitchen), warms you up a hot pocket, force feeds it to you, then proceeds to bang on a pot while banging you... ;]
"Last night I was Mongolian Hot Potted, and I liked it!" Confessed Gabby to Alex.
Mongolian Hot Pot by LAP(s) April 11, 2010
A person overly dickish about smoking weed and brags
Why are you being such a potmong
potmong by Sportyskater March 13, 2018
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