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Definitions by You_Have_No_Idea

Circle of Betrayal 

When a cockring is shared with a different partner who has an STD.
I wanted to fuck my partner in more way than one, so I gave them the Circle of Betrayal

Real Funny Hours 

The time of day between 11:00 pm to 4:00 am. It is comprised of being on Skype with your friends and screen sharing, collectively looking at random and weird things on the internet, such as cringe and porn.
Aaron: "It's almost Real Funny Hours!"
John: "God fucking dammit"

Mad Couch 

A description for something or someone that is trash or rubbish; bad looking.
Cool Guy: "Ey man, yo backpack is mad couch"
Unstyled Guy: "Fuck you man"
Mad Couch by You_Have_No_Idea December 11, 2015

Mongolian Hot Pot 

A sexual position where that you and your partner get inside of a large bucket after its filled with urine, then you start kissing.
"I had a Mongolian Hot Pot yesterday with Amy, it was some pretty steamy stuff" Jeff confessed

Steelcuntiphobia 

Guy 1: Hey dude, want to go on Rule34?
Guy 2: Sure, just as long we don't look up robots, I have steelcuntiphobia.