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pastasexual 

adj -ly, -ler, -lest

1. Being romantically and/or physically attracted to or aroused by pasta

2. Foolish; stupid; idiotic; lame; etc..

n

1. A person who is romantically and/or physically attracted to or aroused by pasta

2. A person who is a flipping fool
John was being such a pastasexual because he ran out of gas in his car. Little did everyone know, he was also secretly attracted to linguini.

Polysexual-Panromantic 

A sexuality in which you experience sexual attraction to multiple genders & romantically attracted to others. This can come in many forms such as being attracted to women romantically, and being attracted to men & non binary people sexually.

Polysexuality: the sexual attraction to many, but not all, genders.

Panromantic: an orientation characterized by the potential for romantic attraction, regardless of their gender identity or biological sex.
Emma: What’s your sexuality?
Arnold: I’m polysexual-panromantic. I am sexually & romantically attracted to women, and romantically attracted to non binary people and men.
Polysexual-Panromantic by riewrite December 25, 2020

petsexual 

Fake sexuality some dumb piece of shit made up and its making a mockery of lgbtq+
Person 1:Im petsexual
Person 2: what in the shit is that u made that up huh
petsexual by mamaz_07 January 27, 2021

Polysexual 

The attraction to more than one gender, with no limit on the gender spectrum. Contrary to popular belief, this has nothing to do with polygamy (marriage of multiple people.)
James is not only attracted to girls, but also those who aregenderneutral, and agender, he is polysexual.
Polysexual by definition cookie April 15, 2014

Pantsexual 

Someone who chooses to engage in sexual intercourse while wearing pants for whatever reason and no one questions it. Parody of the word "pansexual"
"I'm a pantsexual and have sex with my pants on because I feel like it, simple"
Pantsexual by MikeJunt December 16, 2011

Plotsexual 

1. A sexuality used in writing where the plot of the character is prioritized over heteronormative or preconceived sexualities.

2. A character who falls in love based on which way the plot flows.
Instead of straight or gay or even bisexual, he seemed to be plotsexual depending on chapter to chapter.
Plotsexual by Estelle Sterling January 16, 2020
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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