Postsexual

Having sexual attraction only affiliated towards Jordan J. Post.

Im really loving the way jordan post eats that sandwich, i feel very postsexual.

by Chrissss pissss November 29, 2022

pastasexual

adj -ly, -ler, -lest

1. Being romantically and/or physically attracted to or aroused by pasta

2. Foolish; stupid; idiotic; lame; etc..

n

1. A person who is romantically and/or physically attracted to or aroused by pasta

2. A person who is a flipping fool

John was being such a pastasexual because he ran out of gas in his car. Little did everyone know, he was also secretly attracted to linguini.

by Irondp07andDrumnkyle July 20, 2020

Polysexual-Panromantic

A sexuality in which you experience sexual attraction to multiple genders & romantically attracted to others. This can come in many forms such as being attracted to women romantically, and being attracted to men & non binary people sexually.

Polysexuality: the sexual attraction to many, but not all, genders.

Panromantic: an orientation characterized by the potential for romantic attraction, regardless of their gender identity or biological sex.

Emma: What’s your sexuality?
Arnold: I’m polysexual-panromantic. I am sexually & romantically attracted to women, and romantically attracted to non binary people and men.

by riewrite December 25, 2020

petsexual

Fake sexuality some dumb piece of shit made up and its making a mockery of lgbtq+

Person 1:Im petsexual
Person 2: what in the shit is that u made that up huh

by mamaz_07 January 27, 2021

Polysexual

The attraction to more than one gender, with no limit on the gender spectrum. Contrary to popular belief, this has nothing to do with polygamy (marriage of multiple people.)

James is not only attracted to girls, but also those who aregenderneutral, and agender, he is polysexual.

by definition cookie April 15, 2014

Pantsexual

Someone who chooses to engage in sexual intercourse while wearing pants for whatever reason and no one questions it. Parody of the word "pansexual"

"I'm a pantsexual and have sex with my pants on because I feel like it, simple"

by MikeJunt December 16, 2011

Plotsexual

1. A sexuality used in writing where the plot of the character is prioritized over heteronormative or preconceived sexualities.

2. A character who falls in love based on which way the plot flows.

Instead of straight or gay or even bisexual, he seemed to be plotsexual depending on chapter to chapter.

by Estelle Sterling January 16, 2020