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a super super funny and smart sounding way to say butt
What did he say?
He said posterior. You know, like a butt!!!
Posterior by superfunnygirl February 4, 2015

posterior funk 

The malodorous bouquet emanating from the back passage of an unkempt individual. Often noted by novice health professionals.
Novice: When I first examined him I felt oddly unwell. I would never have expected such a well presented gentleman to have posterior funk.
Senior: I think you mean posterior flank!
posterior funk by Posteriorfunk October 5, 2017

Posterior pal 

A butt buddy with whom you have had formal affairs with.
I would like to introduce you to my fine colleague and posterior pal Bob.

posterior extraction 

Method used to come up with data, or reasoning to make a descision. Formerly known as pulling it out of your ass.
Little Johnny: "I think President Bush is the most beloved president since Hoover."

Big Johnny: "How did you come up with that idea?"

LJ: "I used the posterior extraction method."
posterior extraction by frnkly April 28, 2008

Posterior Analysis

To look surreptitiously and luridly at the hindquarters of a member of the appropriate sex from a distance, especially as practiced by statisticians, mathematicians, etc.
When they brought those due diligence chicks in for our 1 o'clock feeding, I was caught doing a posterior analysis on the asian one with the houndstooth skirt. Man I was embarassed.
Posterior Analysis by shabbychef September 9, 2009

Posterior Motive

When a girl is only thinking about having anal sex.
Yo I was ready to bust a nut in this girl's vag but next thing I know I'm all up in her ass! I got caught up in her posterior motives...