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Post-Pwned 

When Something is post-poned so many times that you end up exasperated and/or pwned.
May 21st: Hey tonight's party is going to be next Monday because most people can't make it.
May 27th: Hey, we're just going to wait till June 4th so that these people are back from vacation.
June 4th: Sorry you drove all the way out there. I forgot to text you that we moved it to June 10th.
<response> I've been post-pwned!
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post-poned 

post-poned (verb tr. pst tnse)

an aggressive and conclusive refutation/smackdown of an online/social media statement, assertion or other communique i.e. a "post"

etym. ("post" i.e. digitally rendered communication) + ("poned" past tense of "pone" meaning to aggressively counteract or neutralize something)
"Did you see Kelly's argument w/ that pitbull forum on Reddit? She shut down the sanctimonious bullies leading the group with 1 paragraph"

"Yes, it was they were absolutely post-poned"
post-poned by Content-ment411 March 29, 2020

postpwned 

An act of retroactive pwning. A delayed pwnage.
Laura: Yeah well you have sand bag tits!
Jessica: Dude she left the room...
Laura: Yeah she just got postpwned!
postpwned by Asabukie February 8, 2008

Postponed Birthday Sex 

to postpone the birthday sex to a day in the near future!
He wanted some birthday sex but was busy on his birthday so they had some postponed birthday sex the week after.

postponed 

cause or arrange for (something) to take place at a time later than that first scheduled.
Due to circumstances beyond our control, the event has now been postponed. Please hold on to your tickets as we try to look for new dates
postponed by what do i care 125 October 16, 2020

postpwned 

1. To be pwned after the fact.
2. pownage after the fact.
Teddy was postpwned 2 days after the initial pwnage
postpwned by $pikalus Mencia February 14, 2008
The state of being pwnd through a web post.
You've been postpwnd!
postpwnd by daveman7 October 22, 2009