Possessed Shit 

A shit so demonic the foul stench has abandoned the toilet and crept through rooms and hit unsuspecting victims.

Dennis: What the fuck?
Joe: Yeah Gunther dropped a huge shit in the toilet and well..It was a possessed shit..
Dennis: But the toilet is four rooms away!
Joe: Like I said, it's possessed.

Possessed Shit by Ryan.. May 29, 2007

Demon Possessed Singing Trout 

A singing fish (Actually named "Billy Bass") which became viral in 2008 after someone posted a Youtube video of an extremely broken one attempting to sing "Doo Wah Diddy Diddy" by Manfred Mann.

"Demon Possessed Singing Trout" lyrics:

There I was- Unintelligible

Singing Doo-Wah-Diddy-Diddy-Dum Diddy-Doo

Unintelligible

Singing Doo-Wah-Diddy-Diddy-Dum Diddy-Doo

Looked (voice crack) good, looked f- Unintelligible, looked fine, looked good- Demonic screaming

Singing Doo-Wah-Diddy-Diddy-Dum Diddy-Doo

Unintelligible

Singing Doo-Wah-Diddy-Diddy-Dum Diddy-Doo

Looked (Another voice crack) good, looked f- Unintelligible, looked (third voice crack) good, looked- More demonic screaming

Demon Possessed Singing Trout by Ubeenbamboozledson November 17, 2021

The Possessed Snorkel

When a guy takes on the exorcist position with a flagpole erection.

Barbara got me so hard last night, that I did the possessed snorkel.

The Possessed Snorkel by 2moist4u. November 3, 2024

Penis-Possessors 

A Penis Possessor is a person (doesn't have to be male because we respect the LGBTQ+ community) who possesses a penis. Any person who has a penis, is a penis possessor.

"Oh em gee look at those penis-possessors, so lucky. They don't get periods."
"Damn, those Penis-Possessors needs to complete the homework otherwise the penis-possessing teacher will whoop his ass."

Penis-Possessors by Not A Penis-Possessor March 25, 2021

Possessor 

1. Awesome Thrash Band from Virginia Beach V.A.
2. To own or control something

1. Dude! Throw on some Possessor, I wanna Thrash!
2. I'm the possessor of this sword and shield

Possessor by Sodomaniac December 5, 2010

spawn of possession 

The best tech. death band ever!
The band's solo's aren't Necrophagist but the melodies and riff's are so technical. No breakdowns (those are for pussy's) First album is Cabinet, the best one by far. Second album is Noctabmulant, just as excellent but the first one was way better.

Spawn of Possession is from Sweden and one the greatest underground tech. death bands in the world.

spawn of possession by CrissyMonster August 11, 2007

self-possessed 

Effortlessly cool(on the surface anyway)and thoughtful, especially in the face of adversity or setbacks; a more ritzy way of describing "composure".

The new waiter Charlie's self-possessed response to the boss's tantrum and finger-pointing quickly established him as one the most powerful employees on the payroll: " The delivery list not having been updated in years is really no one's fault but your own. None of us here were hired to be mindreaders. Sir."

self-possessed by HairBaron February 3, 2010