Posiedon's kiss 

When you're taking a fat shit and your mighty log plops in the water, and the water come up and gives your taint a little smooch.

Friend 1: I was shittin' and out of nowhere I got a little posiedon's kiss.

Friend 2: yur gooch done got a smooch

Posiedon's kiss by mighty meat wad September 19, 2018

Poseidon's Kiss 

When water splashes up from the toilet onto your butt from your poop dropping into the water.

Upon defecating, Alex felt the cool wrath of Poseidon's Kiss as it grazed his buttocks.

Poseidon's Kiss by billypilgrim3000 October 17, 2012

Poseidon's kiss 

When you begin to shit in a toilet, and the water splashes up and touches your butthole.

I jizzed when I took a shit and got a Poseidon's kiss.

Poseidon's kiss by Dickbutt July 13, 2012

Poseidon's kiss 

When you drop that dark brown nut loaf and the toilet water splashes up, Cooling off that burning ring of yours.

That Poseidon's kiss really soothed the ache from last nights curry.

Poseidon's kiss by Primal Blue. January 8, 2016

Poseidon's kiss 

When you go to the bathroom and the water splashes your rump after taking a dump.

Hey... did you have a Poseidon's kiss when you were in the washroom?

Poseidon's kiss by Heather Crystal December 28, 2016

Poseidon's Kiss 

When you take a shit, and the water touches your ass.

My shit was so huge, it gave me the fattest Poseidon's kiss yesterday.

Poseidon's Kiss by CoC/Tubing March 14, 2023

Poseidon's Kiss 

When water splashes up from the toilet onto your butt from your poop dropping . It's so gross but so relatable!

A: Dude I just went to the bathroom and experienced Poseidon's Kiss.
B: So relatable!

Poseidon's Kiss by KoalE July 31, 2016