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posh twat 

A person of snob like nature with a narrow minded approach to everthing other than material stuff, some body hu is a posh twat is often dislicked and bitched about heavily due to their superior attitude to people they consider lower than them, they are often found in eastern areas of cheashire UK and are most concentrated in areas such as alderly edge and wilmslow. Posh Twats are in many cases the children of people who have worked hard for their money and thus havnt worked a day in their life, but some how have a BMW/auto-motive form of transport of higher value than my 1.2 corsa which i share with my gran!

Posh Twats are a minority, many americans and other members of unfree slave populations beleive (because of their stupidness) that all English people are posh twats, this in fact is itself taking a posh twat attitude and they shoud all roll over and die!!!
that howard guy is such a posh twat, if he sez any thing about my 56k internet connection agen im gona rip out his eyes and skull fuk him
posh twat by mrseano May 23, 2005

Posh Twat 

A person, generally a guy, who lives in Hampstead or Highgate and thinks they are a badaman, but really, are just a posh twat.
"Skeen bruv, im jammin wiv da main-dogs l8r"
"Yeh...in Hampstead?"
"Course bruv."
"Wow..you badaman."
"Init."
...What a posh twat.
Posh Twat by molak1 September 25, 2011

posh twat 

Basically, and with some variations..
A posh twat is an incredibly blonde girl, who, though dislike by most, thinks everyone wants to be them. Don't be fooled though, their only friends are each other. Role models include The Plastics and Paris Hilton. Posh Twats exhibit behavior such as pretending to be bisexual so people pay attention to them, continually repeating how they "dont care" what you think of them, and taking myspace pictures with weird pouty expressions.
Posh Twat: OMG STOP STARING AT MEEEEEEEEEEE
Kid 1: ...I was looking at my girlfriend behind you.
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Posh Twat: And like, I was so upset, because like the car they wanted to buy me was like, purple instead of like, white. I need my girlfriend to come make me feel better. :(
posh twat by LeleNanaKiki October 29, 2007

Posh Southern Twat 

A (usually white) person of affluence from the south of England who is so tragically entrenched in the erroneous belief of their own superiority that they are incapable of expressing respect for their peers.
That person is turning their nose up at me for no apparent reason; they must be one of those posh southern twats.

cambridge posh twats 

cambridge university has a particular slant on a posh twat. The graduates of cambridge tend to be in love with their own success and are secretly jealous of anyone even vaguely more successful than them. For example any other cambridge graduate. The most successful moment for these people was getting into the college, graduating and then spending the rest of their lives "I went to cambridge", getting married in cambridge and marrying other cambridge graduates and then desperately spending their lives clawing onto their pocket of success and having to fund their superiority and status anxiety.
cambridge posh twats "I can't go to my cambridge reunion because I haven't achieved anything and no, a husband, children, successful career and my own home do not count as any palpable success, please don't call me a cambridge posh twat you chav".
cambridge posh twats by sinic June 21, 2010

Utility beer 

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
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Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.
"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"
Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013
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