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An album by Melanie Martinez released on March 31, 2023.
Oh My God, have you heard the new Melanie Martinez album PORTALS? It's so good!!!
PORTALS by lamalandrina May 31, 2023

Thinking with Portals 

Technically used (obviously) for using Portals in a clever way, However this phrase may be used to describe thinking out of the box in general, or a replacement for that phrase. So basically it functions as a synonym for Thinking out of the box. Often used as "Now you're thinking with portals!" etc.
Guy1:"what you doin bob?"
Bob: "Just Thinking with portals"

Guy3: Maybe we can do (something really awesome and original that I can't think of right now)
Guy4: Now your Thinking with Portals!!
Thinking with Portals by Doom_Marine September 1, 2010

Thinking with portals 

When you use portals in a clever way.
you: "I put two portals in a hallway and fucked myself."

me: "Now you're thinking with portals!"

Friction Portals 

Friction Portals occur from having sex without lube in such a manner that friction builds up to a point in which the space time continuum breaks and/or rips, forming a Friction Portal to another time or dimension.

Side-effects include: pregnancy, Drowsiness, Dizziness, Herpes, and Friction Portals.
person 1: I will fuck your mother!

Person 2: I will fuck you in your mother!

Person 1: How does that work?

Person 2: I fuck so hard, I create friction portals.

Person 1: I think, if you're making friction portals, you definitely need some lube.
Friction Portals by LTG geck0 March 30, 2009

sex change portals 

In the mmorpg Shaiya, when someone goes through a portal and it glitches and changes your gender.
OMG DUDE I teleported to map3 and now my characters a girl! damn sex change portals, what will I tell my dad?

renting portals 

Ingress term
To rent a portal is to go into an opposite factions area & use a virus to flip it. The opposing faction can always flip back after an hour to regain control. This is is usually done to level 8 portals.
Poway Enlightened love renting portals because they just can't compete
renting portals by HarleyQuinn42 November 22, 2016