Port Adelaide 

the ghetto of adelaide

yo yo yo! youz be up in da shiznit dawg

Port Adelaide by ELyse October 22, 2004

Port Adelaide 

Port Adelaide entered the AFL in 1997 for people to laugh at. The team has since been a joke, especially in recent years.

Their coaching team has a policy of "winning by fluke" such as the occasion in round 5 earlier this year when they secured 4 points upon a half-strength St Kilda side.

Since 1997, Membership and game numbers are on a steady decline, and the club recently having to accept sympathy money from the AFL and SANFL.

Wanna hear a joke? Port Adelaide

Port Adelaide by presidentelliot October 24, 2010

Port Adelaide 

The best AFL team out there! I am a supporter and must admit it is a bit of a ghetto where people wear snoop dogg clothing and dada

Port Adelaide, the team that won the AFL Primership in 2004.

Port Adelaide by none October 30, 2004

Port Adelaide 

A sporting choke.

That Football side did a Port Adelaide.

Port Adelaide by Go Dees November 3, 2003

port adelaide 

port adelaide is the worst team in the AFL.

Oliver Phitzner: im a port adelaide supporter and i am a retard.

port adelaide by port sucks May 7, 2023

port adelaide 

A place where crackheads pick the footy oval or the most public place for their daily walk
A place where people with disabilities are stared at and screamed at
A place where entitled little kids ride their scooter in the shopping center
A place where they think it's smart to put restaurants where their inhabitants can't afford to eat out
A place where kids skip school and cause shit all day
A place which had a huge glow down after they closed the markets and is overrun by hobos, pissheads, and crackheads
The closer you get to the Port River, the more fucked it gets

Person 1: I'm going to Port Adelaide
Person 2: DON'T

port adelaide by helloitsunknown June 26, 2023