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Porno Pixy 

The ultimate cocktease for the unwillingly confused, by our sick American Society, heterosexual male college aged romantic. That is, a young, bored and flirtatious trophy wife who posts a semi-fake ad to an internet dating site and proceeds to act like she's falling in love with him so that she can have the most authentically scandalous phone sex behind her husband's back.

Also related, a hyper-romantic female who goes beyond all of society's standards to be free, only to get trapped in a stagnant office job where she becomes that slutty professional who is obviously enjoying the insurance broker, hedge fund manager, congressman and county judge in all different holes.
Man, you just see that porno pixy blow by in that Benz! Shit, I bet her husband is paying good money for her dildo and broadband access as he loots the wealth of American society through collateralized debt. After all, a hottie needs her wand and spells in order to make any would be male sucker co-ed believe he is her soulmate.
Porno Pixy by TripleCatzWar May 22, 2008
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porno pixy 

The ultimate cocktease for the unwillingly confused, by our sick American Society, heterosexual male college aged romantic. That is, a young, bored and flirtatious trophy wife who posts a semi-fake ad to an internet dating site and proceeds to act like she's falling in love with him so that she can have the most authentically scandalous phone sex behind her husband's back.

Also related, a hyper-romantic female who goes beyond all of society's standards to be free, only to get trapped in a stagnant office job where she becomes that slutty professional who is obviously enjoying the insurance broker, hedge fund manager, congressman and county judge in all different holes.
Man, you just see that porno pixy blow by in that Benz! Shit, I bet her husband is paying good money for her dildo and broadband access as he loots the wealth of American society through collateralized debt. After all, a hottie needs her wand and spells in order to make any would be male sucker co-ed believe he is her soulmate.
porno pixy by TripleCatzWar May 25, 2008
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