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After way too many people pirated porn on the internet, the porn industry came up with a new way to distribute filth without having to worry about piracy. After teaming up with America's farmers, Porn on the cob was born.
I'm kind of hungry and kind of horny. I could really go for some porn on the cob
by Airgaf January 03, 2008
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When a corncob is used to improvise a sexual act, when you do not have/or have used up any sexual toys eg dildo. Naturally during a sex scene in a pornographic movie.
Person #1: Got the dildo?
Person #2: No, we're gonna have to use a Porn on the Cob
Person #1: Aww, okay...
by CaptainSweetCorn May 09, 2018
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Sexually transmitted disease where small pus-filled sacs start growing around your penis in organized rows, making it look like corn on the cob.
Bitches be chewin on my dick like its porn on the cob
by zRexxz June 24, 2018
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