optimist prime

The transformer with the most positive outlook on life.

Optimist Prime thinks the world is a beautiful place even when Negatron is destroying it.

by Airgaf February 24, 2009

Porn on the cob

After way too many people pirated porn on the internet, the porn industry came up with a new way to distribute filth without having to worry about piracy. After teaming up with America's farmers, Porn on the cob was born.

I'm kind of hungry and kind of horny. I could really go for some porn on the cob

by Airgaf January 12, 2008