Porn Pit

A wooded area, usually in a forest that is littered with porno magazines. A porn pit is a common area that juveniles dump porno's taken from their parents homes. It can also be created by a creepy middle aged man (or your older brother), then stumbled upon by juveniles.

"I found a porn pit in the woods behind the grocery store... there were pictures cut out of porno's and hung on tree branches".

Porn Pit by Middle Aged Man with Mustache December 14, 2011

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Pity Porn

Any theatric or cinematic style intended to overwhelm the viewer with a sense of pity or sympathy. An over-the-top version of pulling at one's heart strings. A tear-jerker on steroids ... Quite possibly done in a very formulaic style.

My girlfriend loves that show "intervention". She is SO addicted to pity porn.

Pity Porn by Tidytalker September 23, 2015

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pitty porn

The act of providing physical or visual sexual favors to someone who would not otherwise deserve them (for example, computer geeks, gamers, or those facing almost certain death)

"Aawwww, your 30 years old and you've never seen a woman naked? I'll pity porn you."

pitty porn by YakBoy June 13, 2004

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pornpity

the guilty or shame of being caught after watching porn

Andrew felt pornpity after his girlfriend caught him beating off to the porn he was watching in his room.

pornpity by SiriusDawg2014 April 6, 2011

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

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bullshot

n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.

-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.

bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005

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