Porn Patch

When a girl has completely shaven her vaginal area, except a small area above the clitoral area where a small patch of pubic hair remains. AKA runway

this girl had a super smooth snatch, and a small heart shaped PORN PATCH on top....she was a natural blonde

by TeamJimmy October 30, 2009

porn patch

Hair style for men - often military types. Very short, even shaved hair round the sides with a slightly longer crew cut length, often rectangular, "patch" on top.

To Barber - "I'd like a porn patch please".

by Gübar September 18, 2003

Cabbage Patch Porn

When a hippo penis wrinkles up at your grandparent's house due to the enemas wrinkling going on there and you are being video taped by thee elderly people through a window

hey grandma are you up for some cabbage patch porn making tonight?

by CabbagePatchLover69 July 11, 2010

Pornpetch

Pornpetch is the quiet and can come across stand off-ish but once you break him out of his shell he’s the sweetest, goofiest and most supportive guy around. Hugging him feels like hugging a friendly grizzly bear and smells fantastic all the time. You can call him if you’re in a 911 situation.

Pornpetch always gets orange chicken from Panda Express and shares it with me :)

by Kunmachine November 23, 2021