Porksnapper

A New England term for male masturbation. Possibly originated in Rhode Island.

Jack was an avid Porksnapper... That kid is a real Posksnapper

by Mr. Boomsky April 22, 2010

Porkersnapper

An element/ object that is difficult to find or touch. People around the world have gone on quests to find it, but always fail.

Man, if only we had ourselves the porkersnapper, all of the answers in life would be ours.

I can't find a job anywhere; it's like looking for the porkersnapper!

by Terri Makichut October 9, 2019