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porkgasm 

The pleasure a non-Muslim gets from eating any type of pork - particularly bacon - when living in countries that specifically ban pig and all of its products.
Person 1: Oh man, Fred just flew back from the States and brought a shit load of pork. I totally made myself a bacon sandwich and had a porkgasm.
Person 2: That is the life.
porkgasm by 62474 November 10, 2009
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porkgasm 

Sensation gained from a delicious piece of pork. If you eat an especially tasty piece of bacon, it is likely you will reach porkgasm.
O shit, I think I'm having a porkgasm.
porkgasm by Botany April 19, 2009
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Porkgasm 

This moment of culinary ecstasy accompanies the first taste-tasting of properly prepared pork ribs. This unique physiological response only occurs in the immediate vicinity of the grilling surface used in preparing the ribs, and is only ever experienced by the Grill Master and 1st Grillmate. Also, bottled carbonated hop and malt based beverages, from containers which have caps that do not twist off, are often covariate.
Oh, I just had a Porkgasm.
Porkgasm by pwank September 2, 2010

porrgasm 

a noun describing, the orgasmic sensation one may experience when seriously enjoying a bowl of porridge
Mum made me porridge this morning for breakfast. So I headed to my room, turned out the light and had a porrgasm.
porrgasm by porridgeman June 21, 2010
Achieving an orgasmic experience from viewing (or for that matter even hearing) a porg
Friend: Hey did you see Star Wars: The Last Jedi

Me: It gave me the best porgasm of my life.
Porgasm by SemStev April 23, 2018
When you pop a juicy pimple that was so large your pore orgasms onto the mirror in front of your face.
This pimple was so large, when I popped it my face literally had a poregasm.
Poregasm by caKe_no November 23, 2010

porngasm 

The act of having an extremely intense orgasm by watching favorite porn scenes while masturbating vigorously. Usually for up to an hour or more to build to eruption
1. I had a porngasm last night and knocked the laptop off the bed.
2.I watched that video of us and had a such a strong porngasm I swear I could taste you on my cum.
porngasm by Blkprep May 22, 2008
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