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porcupined 

I was porcupined in the forest last night.
porcupined by Blizito August 28, 2021
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porcupined out 

anything prickly to the point of annoyance, including those of the mineral, vegetable, and animal varieties, may also be included in the 'other' category; when used as a question, the following answer is invariably 'your mom'
dude that hedgehog is porcupined out.

park ranger:who's that kid? he looks porcupined out.
pedestrian:your mom

Porcupine Tree 

A band capable of making no bad music, even if they were rotting corpses that couldn't move, the sound of bugs eating their entrails would still be pure musical genius, because their spirits would will the insects to create harmonies and rhythms.

Sarcasm is ineffective when describing this band. All bad things said are wrong. Your argument is invalid.
Porcupine Tree is an awesome band. There is no other opinion. Opinions can be wrong.
Porcupine Tree by Foofy! June 3, 2011

Porcupine Tree 

see greatest band ever
Porcupine Tree by el_Sethro September 8, 2005

Rabbit Porcupine 

Said when a stupid person is acting up, will confuse them and make them feel offended in a very weird but cleverly combined way.

This term evolves from the TV show psych.
Ivory:OMNOMNOM

Claudio: Ivory Quit being such a rabbit porcupine!

Ivory: haha WHAAAT!!! im so confused. ..
Rabbit Porcupine by Claudiolic June 24, 2011

porcupine man 

Sonic's newer and shittier design, as opposed to those used in the original, which was more cartoony, and did not look like the bastard child of a porcupine and a man
Sonic started sucking after the Sega Genesis, when he was replaced by Porcupine Man
porcupine man by flooberscoober August 23, 2010

Sweaty porcupine 

Perspiring rodent like your mom
Huns are sweaty porcupines.
Sweaty porcupine by LolaJordan December 22, 2019
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murderhobo 

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