poptarts 

fruity rectangle figures that usually get your day started and makes you want to have more in the middle of the day.

Me 3 hours ago (damn your poptarts!)

poptarts by Dokido January 18, 2009

poptarts 

gay bunch of people that aint as hard as they seem

look at those people over there they a bunch of poptarts

poptarts by jays January 28, 2005

Poptarts 

A yummy taste of flavor put into on small Piece of food. Comes in various flavors and can sometimes taste weird if toasted up. 2 pieces of food put into a wrapper to eat for breakfast or whenever You need some food.

Person 1: I'm hungry! What is there to eat?
Person 2: There's Poptarts, Oreos-
Person 1:POPTARTS!
Person 2: Why do you like them so much?
Person 1: How could you not like a damn poptart?!

Poptarts by Bobert the Balloon September 21, 2011

Poptarts 

One of the greatest foods to have ever been brought to existence. Thanks Kellogg's!

Who needs cooking if you have Poptarts?

Poptarts by Twight0931 March 11, 2017

POPTARTS 

So Poptarts are the best snack you could ever have!!! Sorry, the chocolate Poptarts are all for me, SoOoOoOoOoOo.....

Hayley: MEH POPTARTS, GIMME GIMME GIMME
Besties: ok ok here have them
Hayley: chill out, y'all can have done too
Besties: thx hazel

POPTARTS by Poptart_loving_sweety March 28, 2019

poptarts are not kleenex

A phrase that is seen in Google's autocomplete by simply typing "Poptarts are"

Guy 1: Dude! Come over here! I was looking up poptarts are not kleenex and i found this!
Guy 2: Neat.

poptarts are not kleenex by Barney The Big Fat Purple Dino April 13, 2016

netflix and poptarts 

When you're so lonely all you do is watch Netflix and eat PopTarts.

Bob: What did you do this weekend?
Jim: All I did was Netflix and PopTarts*Falls over crying*.

netflix and poptarts by Mr. Lonely666 October 29, 2015