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Popcornography 

When one is selfish with one's popcorn, eating it slowly and moaning in pleasure to make others jealous. Also refers to when one buys or makes popcorn for one's self and has their personal popcorn mostly eaten by a friend or selfish movie-goer sitting beside one's self.
Bill: Jerry made me watch his popcornography last night.

Jill: Yeah well, he was performing popcornography with MY popcorn!

Bill: That prick.
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poornography 

Billy: Have you seen the sex tape Jules made with her boyfriend?
Frank: Yeah ive watched it a few times but the file is bad quality and you cant see much.
Billy: Hmm thats true. Compared with most of my stash its poornography.
poornography by Scott321 January 31, 2008
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Poornography 

Images of less than fortunates which , when viewed by the mega-rich upper classes , enhances their sense of superiority . When viewed by those of the less than fortunate classes , enhances their sense of shame , anger and rage , especially when they are aware that the same images enhance the sense of superiority experienced by the mega-rich upper classes .
1 ) 'Does the Royal Family like Poornography ?' Poornography is everywhere and Jasper Joffe ponders whether it is now enjoyed in the highest echelons of society. Joffe explores the concept of poornography and ponders whether even HRH the Queenie is a fan of what he terms 'hard coeur poorn'. ( ref : sartorialart )
2 ) Mr. Dunphy, Your column on feb. 2, 2007 about Darlene is a classic example of poornography. It's a form (of) exploitation which occurs when someone in the news media makes the details of the life and problems of one person who lives in poverty the focus of their story. (ref : Hamilton Spectator - The Poverty Project )

poornography 

Pornography made with an extremely low budget. Known for having lower casting standards than normal pornography, which leads to clumsy sex scenes and acting that fails to meet even the abysmal standards of normal pornography. Also tends to be shaky, as it is often shot with a hand-held camcorder instead of a movie camera on a tripod. Not to be confused with amateur porno, as poornography is produced to be sold or distributed via websites and uses paid actors.
Joe: Man, I was watching "Dollar a Dozen" last night. That's some pretty awesome porno.
Bob: Dude, it's total poornography. They spent, like, three bucks making that.
poornography by lead_poisoning717 October 8, 2009

poornography 

Grainy,lousy,pornographic video or pictures
dammit,I thought that was gonna be a hot flick judging by the cover.But,unfortunately it was just another instance of poornography
poornography by murdox August 16, 2011
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026