pussy that tastes and smells so rank it reminds you of those burning diarrhea farts you have after 8 pints of guinness. if you go down on a girl with popcorn pussy, you will gag and might puke. Girls that have popcorn pussy are girls that think about sex all day and get wet all day and the pussy is festering and really these girls need to douche four or five times a day and fuck them in the shower if at all possible.
I claim to not go down on girls but it is really because the girls that i hook up with have popcorn pussy. If I could fuck something less ghetto i'd probably maw down too.
when you see a popcorn pussy you say “it smells like butter out here”- person 1 “it’s cause sara is out here”- person 2 “yeah she’s such a popcorn pussy”-person 3
Add one 1/2 cup of popcorn kernels into a pussy.
Add 3 tablespoons of vegetable oil into pussy.
Now fuck the pussy with great intensity until the friction is so fierce it causes the kernels to pop into delicious pussy flavored popcorn.
A novelty popcorn bucket or container used by theater chains to promote the release of a new movie that can be viewed as sexually suggestive and imagined as masturbation aids.
“Who needs a date when you have the Dune popcornussy? Gonna tame that sandworm like Timothee Chalamet.”
“Yo, put some extra butter in my Ghostbusters popcornussy. Slimer really chafed me last time.”
“Can’t wait to see what the popcornussy for the new Shrek movie looks like.”
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.