Pootus Bootus

Pootus Bootus is a Roman General who invented plumbing. He found that a rectal transplants were the key to eternal life. Subsequently he managed to plumb Rome and have a secret waste filtration system (fountain of pooth) under his house whereby he could select the most special poos (spice melangè) and live forever. He currently resides in the ribble valley. A prominent roman base where he is currently known as the Poo Goblin.

The bos is clogged again Julius Cesar. Call Pootus Bootus he will sort it

Pootus Bootus by GothMowgli July 1, 2022

Poots in Boots

An affectionate albeit almost unimaginable nickname used by Vladimir Putin’s many lovers, due partly to his own fantasy of himself as Puss in Boots due to his lifelong use of trickery and deceit to gain power, as well as due to his endless obnoxious and uncontrollable farting which has always been a huge part of his seductive persona.

Oh my dearest Poots in Boots, won’t you just once take those miserable old jack boots off when we’re in bed together and what on earth is causing you to fart endlessly in that terrible manner?

Poots in Boots by Dr Bunnygirl June 2, 2023