Pootiefied Share definition Flag Sad, feeling shitty, lonely, constant state of everything being shitty. Depressed, not wanting to do anything because it's all crap. She was feeling so pootiefied that she had spent two days in bed crying. Pootiefied by Seiðr Bella April 27, 2023 0 0 Get merch Get the Pootiefied mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch