poopy balls

The act of poop sliding over your balls when squating.

KIDS:"Hey tommy, whatcha doin?"

Little TOMMY:"Don't Come over here i'm droppin a deuce!"

KIDS"WERE COMING HAHAHa"

KIDS*running over to watch tommy poop a hammer*

Little tommy"AHH SHIT, NOW I GOT POOPY BALLS!!"

by gaynstuff yea February 24, 2008

Poopy Balls

When your balls are so unwashed and ripe that they smell like actual shit. The most rankest balls you will ever see and smell in your entire life.

Dude i’m genuinely starting to worry about Ryan. He smells like sewage, I think it’s his balls. Honestly he might have Poopy Balls at this point.

by short emo chode September 6, 2021

Poopy balls

When you are feeling hungry and you want a quick snack poopy
Balls is a chocolate covered peanut that is in the shape of a ballsack you can go to most chocolate factories and ask the teller you want a poopy balls he will know what your talking about.

I wanted to get a taste of his “poopy balls”
for lunch.

by Cloudymw September 18, 2022

Poopy Water Balls

To have poop and water get on your balls

I can't stand when I go to the bathroom and end up with poopy water balls.

by Skot216 May 29, 2019

Poopy ballsack

A poopy ballsack is the worst form of physical pain possible that is used by many comrades. Though some people find this pleasing like the man working the corner at 3am

Da lawyer: DEATH BY POOPY BALLSACK

by Jonathon Vasquez September 21, 2020

Poopy ballsack

Poopy ballsack is the worst form of torture possible, even worse than cock and ball torture, even worse than ball stretcher

I will kill you with the ultimate weapon, poopy ballsack

by Jonathon Vasquez September 21, 2020

Poop Balls

A kind of fetish, where the man dips his testicles in his partner’s scat.

Typically watery and moist, but is also frequently done with feces that has been left out for over 24 hours.

Mans partner: Hey Babe, do you think we can spice things up tonight and try poop balls?

Man: Yeah, I’ve been excited and meaning to ask for some poop balls for a while.

by Raunchyportapotty June 12, 2021