In the act of defecation, one must clench the buttocks to where the elongated turd is dangling from one's anus. The person then proceeds to build inertia with hip thrusts to deliver a devastating slap of the fecal matter onto a unsuspecting victim's forehead.
by Steven Bakersfield October 20, 2019
1. noun; the act of slapping each cheek of the rump; first with a back hand, followed promptly with a forehand. * Note: handprint showing each digit of the SAME HAND must be present to render a proper poop double pap slap.
Person 1: Does you ole lady like spankin'?
Person 2: Only if you do it right.
Person 1: I heard that - poop double pap slap.
Person 2: Only if you do it right.
Person 1: I heard that - poop double pap slap.
by Joseph Nathaniel CoateZ September 15, 2010
A pact that is made by firmly grasping the hand of another with a solid dollop of feces between the palms. After the handshake, whomever loses the bet gets slapped with a similarly smeared shitty hand.
"Bro, I bet you can't stick this pencil all the way into your dick hole."
"....Wanna make it a poop slap bet?"
"You bet your shitty hands I do"
"....Wanna make it a poop slap bet?"
"You bet your shitty hands I do"
by matfremay2015 December 09, 2018
Did you hear? Bob and John got into a fight yesterday. John ended up getting Poop Slapped and he died.
by Shartalicious Baddie February 01, 2022
A fantasy weapon in any call of duty. It is a bag of steamy hot shit that just came out of my asshole and you can run around hitting ppl with it. It would be classifyd as a secondary.
by Bigdikv6 August 08, 2017