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Poop Slap 

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In the act of defecation, one must clench the buttocks to where the elongated turd is dangling from one's anus. The person then proceeds to build inertia with hip thrusts to deliver a devastating slap of the fecal matter onto a unsuspecting victim's forehead.
"Ewwww Cody literally poop slapped Jessica, it's all over her new dress!"
Poop Slap by Steven Bakersfield October 20, 2019
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Poop slap 

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A fantasy weapon in any call of duty. It is a bag of steamy hot shit that just came out of my asshole and you can run around hitting ppl with it. It would be classifyd as a secondary.
You just got poop slapped.
Poop slap by Bigdikv6 August 7, 2017
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poop slap bet • Poopslap • POOP DOUBLE PAP SLAP • poop • poop sock • poop chute • poop soup • poop sack • poop head • poop nugget

Poop Slap 

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When you shit on your hand and proceed to slap the shit outta someone
Did you hear? Bob and John got into a fight yesterday. John ended up getting Poop Slapped and he died.
Poop Slap by Shartalicious Baddie February 1, 2022
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poop slap bet

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A pact that is made by firmly grasping the hand of another with a solid dollop of feces between the palms. After the handshake, whomever loses the bet gets slapped with a similarly smeared shitty hand.
"Bro, I bet you can't stick this pencil all the way into your dick hole."
"....Wanna make it a poop slap bet?"
"You bet your shitty hands I do"
poop slap bet by matfremay2015 December 8, 2018
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POOP DOUBLE PAP SLAP 

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1. noun; the act of slapping each cheek of the rump; first with a back hand, followed promptly with a forehand. * Note: handprint showing each digit of the SAME HAND must be present to render a proper poop double pap slap.
Person 1: Does you ole lady like spankin'?

Person 2: Only if you do it right.
Person 1: I heard that - poop double pap slap.
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poopslap 

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1. (n) An exclamatory term used to used to express discontent or anger.

2. (v) To slap one in the face with fecal matter.
Tom: You have AIDS.
Jim: Poopslap!
poopslap by Nugd00der February 24, 2011
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Poopslap 

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When you take a shit and it is so long that it bottoms out the bowl and falls over, causing a slapping noise on the water.
Damn! Did you hear that massive poopslap?
Poopslap by truckman1966 January 16, 2009
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