Poop Lag

When one moves from time zone to time zone and their "body clock" and bowel movement schedules are mixed up.

Jeez Pete, you took forever in there. Pete Yes, my morning constitutional, has become a noon constitutional because of poop lag. I'm not good going west to east.

by malc_o_scribe September 20, 2010

Poop lagoon

it is an anus

dude 1: jimmy d e s t r o y e d my poop lagoon
dude 2: ( ͡ಠ ʖ̯ ͡ಠ)

by grapesthestupid March 24, 2019

Poop Lagoon

A wet soggy anus, typically after having major swamp ass or diarrhea.

my ass is so wet, its like a poop lagoon down there!

by Cumcrusher March 18, 2021