Poop Back
The action of leaving a social gathering under the pretence of needing to check on something urgently, but really it's because you need to poop in the comfort of your own home.
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poop back and forth
When someone poops into someone elses butt-hole, and then they poop it back into their butt-hole, with the same poop. Forever.
"Like I'll poop into her butt-hole. And then she'll poop it back... into my butt... hole. And then we'll just keep doing it back and forth. With the same poop. Forever." Poop back and forth.
poop back and forth by Ben & Milkey April 27, 2006
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Poop Back And Forth
When two people line their assholes up facing each other, and one poops into the others asshole, and then the other person poops right back into the first asshole, and this goes back and forth for as long as they want.
Bob: "Me and this girl poop back and forth regularly"
Mike: "Holy shit, does it hurt?"
Bob: "It felt like I kept sitting in mud"
Mike: "Holy shit, does it hurt?"
Bob: "It felt like I kept sitting in mud"
Poop Back And Forth by Mjriedl October 30, 2011
poop back and forth
when one person poops in their partners ass and then their partner poops into theirs and the sequense is repeated
poop back and forth by Beefkakes May 3, 2006
poop backwards
"Damn that chick has an ass that just won't quit!"
"Yeah! I'd like to teach her how to poop backwards!"
"Yeah! I'd like to teach her how to poop backwards!"
poop backwards by elemkay May 20, 2008
Poop backward, Literally
Similar to poop backward, this is the act of taking a shit in a condom, freezing it, and re-inserting it into the anal cavity.
Tyrone: Ayy man, did u see those nudes of Jemima? With the condom?
Tyrone Jr.: Yea man, they made her poop backward, literally.
Tyrone Jr.: Yea man, they made her poop backward, literally.
Poop backward, Literally by xXwienerWackerXx October 15, 2018
backfire-poop
Refers to where you are unknowingly expelling a "separated pair" of stumpy poop-logs (rather than just a "standard" one-piece turd of considerable length) with a sizable "gap" of pressurized methane in between them; the result is an explosive whooshy bang partway though the dump that echoes hollowly in the toilet-bowl and is amplified/intensified by said bowl, just like the sounding-board of a drum or stringed instrument.
A backfire-poop can be highly embarrassing for the pooper if others are within earshot at the time. Some guys, however, are actually proud of making these "impressive" anal indiscretions, since it proves that they only produce "manly-sized" turds which "seal in the combustion", with no blow-by from a minuscule-diameter poop-log's allowing the gas to wastefully/splutteringly seep past the emerging turd in a much-less-spectacular noise-display.
backfire-poop by QuacksO September 28, 2018
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Literally 1984
Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.
Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
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Back when I lived in upstate new york
A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010
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TLDU
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.
Me: Woah! TLDU!
Me: Woah! TLDU!
Salad Days
green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.