Poop Back 

The action of leaving a social gathering under the pretence of needing to check on something urgently, but really it's because you need to poop in the comfort of your own home.

She'll poop back home to check on the dog.
He pooped back home to check he hadn't left the hob on

Poop Back by idiot99 June 20, 2019

poop back and forth 

When someone poops into someone elses butt-hole, and then they poop it back into their butt-hole, with the same poop. Forever.

"Like I'll poop into her butt-hole. And then she'll poop it back... into my butt... hole. And then we'll just keep doing it back and forth. With the same poop. Forever." Poop back and forth.

poop back and forth by Ben & Milkey April 27, 2006

Poop Back And Forth 

When two people line their assholes up facing each other, and one poops into the others asshole, and then the other person poops right back into the first asshole, and this goes back and forth for as long as they want.

Bob: "Me and this girl poop back and forth regularly"

Mike: "Holy shit, does it hurt?"

Bob: "It felt like I kept sitting in mud"

Poop Back And Forth by Mjriedl October 30, 2011

poop back and forth 

when one person poops in their partners ass and then their partner poops into theirs and the sequense is repeated

Jack and Jill used to Poop back and forth for hours till jack started to stink.

poop back and forth by Beefkakes May 3, 2006

poop backwards 

To poop backwards is defined as the act of receiving anal sex.

"Damn that chick has an ass that just won't quit!"

"Yeah! I'd like to teach her how to poop backwards!"

poop backwards by elemkay May 20, 2008

Poop backward, Literally

Similar to poop backward, this is the act of taking a shit in a condom, freezing it, and re-inserting it into the anal cavity.

Tyrone: Ayy man, did u see those nudes of Jemima? With the condom?
Tyrone Jr.: Yea man, they made her poop backward, literally.

Poop backward, Literally by xXwienerWackerXx October 15, 2018

backfire-poop 

Refers to where you are unknowingly expelling a "separated pair" of stumpy poop-logs (rather than just a "standard" one-piece turd of considerable length) with a sizable "gap" of pressurized methane in between them; the result is an explosive whooshy bang partway though the dump that echoes hollowly in the toilet-bowl and is amplified/intensified by said bowl, just like the sounding-board of a drum or stringed instrument.

A backfire-poop can be highly embarrassing for the pooper if others are within earshot at the time. Some guys, however, are actually proud of making these "impressive" anal indiscretions, since it proves that they only produce "manly-sized" turds which "seal in the combustion", with no blow-by from a minuscule-diameter poop-log's allowing the gas to wastefully/splutteringly seep past the emerging turd in a much-less-spectacular noise-display.

backfire-poop by QuacksO September 28, 2018