Poontang

What Animal Mother's reason for fighting in the Vietnam War was in "Full Metal Jacket"

If I'm gonna get my balls blown off for a word... my word is "poontang".

by the Uber-Shovel November 19, 2008

poontanger

it is a verb meaning a guy (tanger) is tanging (having sex/fingering/eating/ exc) poon (a womens clam/vagina/hoochie) and a person who does that man/woman is called a poontanger where poon is the clam and tanger is the guy tanging the poon

"im going to go out with him cause i hear he is a hardcore poontanger!"

by Zeric December 19, 2005

Poontang

a very nasty scary creature that has sharp spikes on long tentacles that shoot out once a month on a bloody rampage, maiming every person that doesnt shower it with affection

cry scream slap cry slap slap scream and all i did was forget to take out the trash i have angered the poontang.

by poontanghater February 6, 2010

Poontang

The center of the universe. Part of a female's body located between her legs that is reason why all wars are ever fought. If you aren't getting it you want it, and if you are, it's never enough. Often times it used as the noun in sentence because, let's face it, often times us guys don't care what's all around the poontang as long as it is willing to provide us access to this magical land of wander.

Get that penis out of my poontang

by anonymousmothafudgerrr August 6, 2009

poontang

yummy goodness located in a woman's vulva

there's only one thing in this world that i would die for. and that my friend, is poontang

by stan February 16, 2005

poontang

That sweet pink taco

I was in jail for so long all I wanted was some poontang.

by Jonathan Weaver March 18, 2003

Poontang

The President of Russia.

My Bulgarian buddy always laughs whenever he hears Vladimir Poontang's name.

by Sean Brian Kirby October 5, 2005