Poonmeister Chang 

the poonmeister chang is an increasingly popular sex position used mainly by playa's and absolute idiots, having started in the North of England. It is the favoured position of poonmeisters although complete poon-noobs have also been known to attempt it. The act must take place with one or more poon BUT it is best to have no connection to them - other than yor penis. This is to avoid awkwardness the mornging after. as you cum, you shout 'CHANG!' in her innocent little face, then you pwn her some more. you can ask her how much of a poonmeister you are, and keep shouting 'CHANG!!!!' in her face til she gives you the right fuckin' answer.

Alternatively, you can sing the Poonmeister Chang Chant in her face:

'poonmeister chang,

with the flash tang mash bang,

double D, flash J,

kabadabay, BOOM!'

this sex position has been tried and tested, although most results have been unsuccesful. If you are feeling drunk and stupid, or are videoing the sex, this is the perfect end to a good shag. For complete morons and playa's only.

'CHANG MOTHAFUCKA!!'

'SUCK MY FLASH TANG POON STICK!! CHANG!!'

'poonmeister chang,

with the flash tang mash bang,

double D, flash J,

kabadabay, BOOM!'

Poonmeister Chang by Yeti Legs June 3, 2009

poonmeisterchang 

No strings attached sex, with a girl
or can be jumbled around to describe an object or action..

lets have some poonmeisterchang

thats poonin chang meister

poonmeisterchang by reynoldsman June 7, 2009